The power's mostly out at my friend's rooming house where I'm visiting, but I really have to go number two! A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do, so I take a dump in the dark in the bathroom that her entire floor shares. After I pee, I let loose some loud farts. I can barely see what I'm doing! I finish up, wipe, and flush the toilet. Hopefully they turn the power back on soon because I'm super hot and sweaty as well.