I have to take a dump, and there's someone else waiting to use the shared bathroom, so I have to hurry up and be quick about it. However, I'm constipated and the last little bit refuses to come out. I blow my nose several times because I have a cold. I squat over the toilet seat in a final attempt to push out the last of my dump. You'll hear a VERY loud, funny sounding fart when I do this lol. Finally, it comes out and I sit on the toilet seat, laughing at my unexpected loud, weird-sounding fart. I finish up, wipe, and flush the toilet so that the next person can use the bathroom.