On this day, I just got out of the shower and I'm just getting dressed when I have the sudden immediate need to go number two! I know I don't even have time to get dressed, or else I'll have an accident! Clad in only my red thong, I make a mad dash to the toilet. First I pee, but then my dump won't come out! I grunt and struggle in pain and let loose some very loud, rumbly farts. After some hilarious farts, it finally it comes out and I feel relief at last! I feel much better as I pull up my thong, flush the toilet, and wash my hands.