I'm at the state fair and I've eaten a lot of delicious food! Pulled pork, chili, funnel cake, and many other foods. Unfortunately, now I'm paying for it and I really need to go number two. There's no way I can hold it until I get home, which is an hour away. So I go to the very crowded public bathrooms, wait in line, and then a stall opens up just in the nick of time for me. The food comes out of me with some very loud farting and I'm embarrassed because there are a lot of other women in the bathroom and I know that they can hear me. You can hear them chattering away in the background. The... Show more