You secretly took a liking to a pair of socks that belong to my girlfriend. Or, so you thought. You even came inside of them, left a mess, and still got caught. I think the best part, however, is that those are actually my socks. You came inside of my big, smelly socks, thinking it was my girl, but you essentially came for my big feet. Hilarious. Well, now that I have you, I am gonna make you worship my size 14 feet and my now 3 day old stinky socks. And, you WILL buy me a new pack of these socks. Bitch.

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