Congratulations on being a responsible citizen and paying your small penis tax! However, that is truly the smallest penis I've ever seen. Are you absolutely sure it can't get any bigger? Not even with encouragement? Oh dear. Well, I also need to assess whether you can cum properly, so I'll be giving you jerking off instructions. Oh! And there is a time limit - I'm afraid there are high penalties if you can't cum before the countdown ends!

Congratulations on being a responsible citizen and paying your small penis tax! However, that is truly the smallest penis I've ever seen. Are you absolutely sure it can't get any bigger? Not even with encouragement? Oh dear. Well, I also need to assess whether you can cum properly, so I'll be giving you jerking off instructions. Oh! And there is a time limit - I'm afraid there are high penalties if you can't cum before the countdown ends!