Your productivity level would be higher if you weren't so busy staring at me all day. I'm your boss, you know I could fire you in a second! but I'm feeling merciful. So instead of firing you, You'll be giving me a cut of your paycheck. I'm your BOSS, I'm vindictive and from now on I own you. Sure I sometimes wear these tight, shiny low cut dresses to distract you, and you fall for it everytime.