Part 1: 12 Days of Chrissymas

‘Tis the season, right? People are scrambling around like mindless idiots trying to shop and do all the wholesome holiday bullshit that I hate. Fuck Christmas, this year you're celebrating Chrissymas. I know you don't give a flying fuck about any higher power. You only care about that which makes your dick hard, and I know that's me. You worship at a new altar now and it's time for me to spread my gospel. Accept the rules of your new Goddess and you'll be rewarded with my acknowledgement of your existence. Chrissymas isn't some month long jerk fest that ... Show more