August is my birthday month. I expect you to serve and spend as you always have, but this is an opportunity to shower me with gifts as well. I've made it so easy for you. Open up wishlist.queenchrissy.com and start scrolling. Look at everything I want you to buy me. Fantasize about getting to see me wearing it, how I can use the clip making items to get more losers addicted like you, how I can get as man frivolous things I want. Start stroking and filling up that cart. See that total ticking up, stop thinking and hit send.