I think it's time to tell everyone your dirty little secret. You know exactly what I'm talking about, that 4-letter word you hate so much... VIRGIN. I've been fantasizing about you being utterly embarrassed and humiliated by your friends, coworkers and family about still being a virgin. Your boss will probably demote you for not being 'mature' enough to handle adult responsibilities. And just think of how popular you're going to be at your next high school reunion as soon as I tell everyone on facebook! No? Well I'll make you a deal - I won't tell your secret if you lock yourself in this ch...

I think it's time to tell everyone your dirty little secret. You know exactly what I'm talking about, that 4-letter word you hate so much... VIRGIN. I've been fantasizing about you being utterly embarrassed and humiliated by your friends, coworkers and family about still being a virgin. Your boss will probably demote you for not being 'mature' enough to handle adult responsibilities. And just think of how popular you're going to be at your next high school reunion as soon as I tell everyone on facebook! No? Well I'll make you a deal - I won't tell your secret if you lock yourself in this chastity cage and give me the key. As long as you're locked up, I'll keep the secret...