Congratulations! You beat a lot of eager and intelligent candidates to get here; you should be proud. You should also be aware that it’s just as easy to fuck this up, so listen closely. I’m a VERY busy Woman, and as My personal assistant, it’s your job to make sure My days move as efficiently and remain as low-stress as possible. I have faith in you - I can tell you’re someone who likes to shut up and follow directions. Obedience seems to come naturally to you... so I think we’ll be just fine, won’t we?