Don't speak! Listen very carefully to what I'm about to say. You've been taken; the how and why are irrelevant. All that you need to know is that you've been chosen to become a human hog. Any moment now the lights will come on. When they do, you MUST follow my lead. If you don't we'll both be punished.

The lights! It's time! Grab your bucket of slop and follow my lead!