I went to hotel to shoot recently, but I have gotten so fat that even just getting checked in and going to my room was so exhausting and I really used up all my steps for the day. The only thing I could manage to do was soak in a hot bath and tell you all about what a fat, immobile blob I have become and how badly I need an able-bodied person to come take care of me. But even though I can barely walk at this point, I just want to keep growing fatter and fatter until I am incapable of doing anything for myself and I need a full-time helper to assist me.