I've just woken up and i need to let out all my farts but i dont want to go to the toilet, i get my teddy bear and sit on his nose and let him absorb all the farts that i let out. My big ass starts rubbing on his nose just to make sure all the wetness stains him and he takes it all in. Poor bear.

TW: Loud Fart Noises, Watch At Your Own Risk????????