You aren't the average loser. You aren't the kind of loser that has a choice in the matter. A pathetic loser that can do something about his situation is one thing, but you are the kind of loser that will never be anything more than laughable. You are the kind of loser that has no hope. You are cursed with a tiny little Dick, and that makes you a loser for Life. There is no cure, no surgery, no pill and no solution for you deficient little Dick. You will always be inadequate and no matter how hard you work, how hard you try, or how much you want to change this fact, you will never be anything ... Show more