Apparently, the last time I didn't shave my armpits really well and my husband was very unhappy. He held my arm up and started looking at my armpit. He was inspecting it to make sure every hair was gone. If he knew that this hair was this long right now -- can you imagine? So, he made me buy some shaving cream and he said I have to do it twice on both sides. I'll be so smooth! And when I'm done, I'm going to cake on the deodorant.