A little birdie told me that you like ties, so I thought you might like to help me pick out one to wear. You're wearing one now, but it's looking a bit scruffy. You should let me show you how to put one on properly. First, I like to fasten the top button, like this. This is a very stiff collar. Look at how the collar stands upright. Do you have anything that's standing upright? And now, wrap the tie around like this, little end here, wrap the big end over, then under and over again. There, don't I look nice and smart? Can't say the same for you! I'd offer to do it for you, but I think you m... Show more