Oh good morning! Sorry for having to knock you out. It was the only way I could cook you, haha. Oh don't look so freaked out. I you so you wouldn't feel it. you see, I didn't really want to just hang out with you. I was just using you, so I could eat you... slowly. I cut off a slice of you and start eating it. See, I've actually been around for a very long time! I'm ageless. How do I do this? Well, every 50-70 years, I have to eat a human and take your essence, so to speak. It keeps Me young and beautiful forever. With each bite, I moan and gasp in pleasure. And not only that, it literally get... Show more