So I like to look up things on Myself. And I found a very interesting thing. Someone is spreading a vicious rumor that I have a tiny mouth! WTF! So I look around, trying to find something to prove that I dont! Well I have 1 doorknob in My entire home and I decide to put it in My mouth. And guess what? I fit the WHOLE THING in My mouth, with My lips touching the back of it by the door itself!