Hey there baby! I need to tell you something! Weve been together for a little while and I cant be with you anymore. And here is why! I am really a Cupid. And Cupids cannot love humans. I tried, but I cant. I dont love you. I can only love love. And I want you to be happy, so I want to match you up with someone. Here, you dont believe Me. I will transform into the Cupid I am. (snaps fingers and transforms) There! See! Now lets find you a match!