Silly fucking slut! Did you really think I wouldn't know? Know what? Man, you really must be so dumb. I KNOW that you have been taking liberties and jerking your winky whenever you damn please. Well I have a remedy for that! I'm going to sew jingle bells onto some gloves and make you wear them. That's right. So whenever you try to wank it, I'll hear 'jingle jingle jingle' in the background! Genius. Then when I allow you to cum, all I need to say is 'give Me Jingle Jizz!'