Babbyyyyyy! I feel so sick :( Please call into work and take care of Me! Pleeeaaassseeee! Yes? Oh thank you (you call in and come back). I start farting really loud and you recoil from the smell! No dont leave! You called in to take care of Me, so do it. I have to smell it, so you can take it too. Man, they really do smell sooooo bad!! Help Me figure it out. Its such a strange symptom. Raunchy smelling farts! Look up My symptoms. Please! Lets figure it out together. UGH it really stinks!!