I've just come home from the club, wearing a black crop top, a grey mini-skirt, some black thigh highs and some black stiletto heels. I don't notice you hiding in the closet and I'm just belching and farting away, as I rave about how much fun I had! I sigh, 'OMG, what a great night! I'm so full, but he tasted delicious!'. I turn and freeze when I see you, 'Oh hey, baby. What are you doing here?', I say looking very suspicious. You ask about the 'he' part and I babble my reply, saying, 'Oh no, I said ghee! You know, that butter replacement? I went to a healthy restaurant tonight to keep up my f... Show more