Hi baby! I'm so happy you are home and I'm really excited to go out! Are you ready? What do you mean you're tired? Can't you see I'm ready to go? Ugh, It's because you are too old to want to do these things with Me. So I slipped something in your drink. It should be working soon. As a matter of fact, I see that it's already making you younger, yay! You are about My age now. Sweet! Now you will have the energy to go out! Uh oh, you are still regressing :( I think you are younger now. Eww, I don't date younger. FML, you are still going, pre adult now. Then to a baby. Then poof, you disappear. Go...

Hi baby! I'm so happy you are home and I'm really excited to go out! Are you ready? What do you mean you're tired? Can't you see I'm ready to go? Ugh, It's because you are too old to want to do these things with Me. So I slipped something in your drink. It should be working soon. As a matter of fact, I see that it's already making you younger, yay! You are about My age now. Sweet! Now you will have the energy to go out! Uh oh, you are still regressing :( I think you are younger now. Eww, I don't date younger. FML, you are still going, pre adult now. Then to a baby. Then poof, you disappear. Goodness, I guess I gave you too much age regression potion. *sigh* time to look for a new man!