OMG, Im so happy you are here! The craziest thing happened the other day. I was going to some casting call and was in the backroads and I started hearing this really funny noise. Next thing I know, I woke up at home! Then I started having weird memories of government buildings. Im losing time! (All the sudden, I get a very dazed robotic look on My face. I turn around and put My hands on the wall and start farting loudly!. You try to call out to Me, but I say things like quite human! and transmitting. After a few farts, I stand up looking very confused.) Wait, what just happened? I did what? Hu...

OMG, Im so happy you are here! The craziest thing happened the other day. I was going to some casting call and was in the backroads and I started hearing this really funny noise. Next thing I know, I woke up at home! Then I started having weird memories of government buildings. Im losing time! (All the sudden, I get a very dazed robotic look on My face. I turn around and put My hands on the wall and start farting loudly!. You try to call out to Me, but I say things like quite human! and transmitting. After a few farts, I stand up looking very confused.) Wait, what just happened? I did what? Human? OMG this is weird!! (again the robotic dazed look takes over and now I pull up My skirt and bend back over, continuing to fart transmit. You start to believe My mind has been taken over by aliens and Im sending secret government documents via fart transmissions. I snap back out of it and you explain it to me) Oh no! What am I gonna do!? How am I gonna live My life?! (it takes over again, and the process repeats)