Ugh! I'm so incredibly annoyed right now! So I do a lot of random jobs. I literally have 5 different resumes for 5 different types of work that I can do! And I always find all of my own work! So I got hired for this job where they wanted Me to dress like a cowgirl. they provided these jean shorts and I had to provide a top and do my hair. But at the job, they said I didn't look cowgirl enough! And they sent me home! This is bullshit! And you know what's even worse? They want Me to change and come back! Well you know what? I'm not going to! In fact... I'm going to give them back their shorts...

Ugh! I'm so incredibly annoyed right now! So I do a lot of random jobs. I literally have 5 different resumes for 5 different types of work that I can do! And I always find all of my own work! So I got hired for this job where they wanted Me to dress like a cowgirl. they provided these jean shorts and I had to provide a top and do my hair. But at the job, they said I didn't look cowgirl enough! And they sent me home! This is bullshit! And you know what's even worse? They want Me to change and come back! Well you know what? I'm not going to! In fact... I'm going to give them back their shorts, but I'm going to leave a little present in them. I decided to empty the contents of my bladder into the shorts and completely soaked the front and back! I'm going to zip lock these when I'm done and send them to those stupid rich fuckers in the mail! That'll teach em!