Ok, I'm here! What is it that you wanted to talk to me about? You get very nervous and clam up. As I wait for you to speak, I let out a HUGE belch! You inquire about the burp and I say 'yeah, so what?' I just had a HUGE mea... buuuuurrrppppppp! Oh c'mon, you know why I'm burping like this... you KNOW I eat people and then them out! Buuuurp! Wow that lunch was really HUGE! Tell me what is it that you want?! You know my secret and you know that I was eating all of our friends! What's new...? Wait... what? You want ME to EAT YOU? Yeah right, you don't want that. I belch even louder! You are on...

Ok, I'm here! What is it that you wanted to talk to me about? You get very nervous and clam up. As I wait for you to speak, I let out a HUGE belch! You inquire about the burp and I say 'yeah, so what?' I just had a HUGE mea... buuuuurrrppppppp! Oh c'mon, you know why I'm burping like this... you KNOW I eat people and then them out! Buuuurp! Wow that lunch was really HUGE! Tell me what is it that you want?! You know my secret and you know that I was eating all of our friends! What's new...? Wait... what? You want ME to EAT YOU? Yeah right, you don't want that. I belch even louder! You are one of the only ones that I haven't eaten yet BECAUSE you know my secret. I need someone who knows and that I can still hang out with. So what, you want to see the back of my throat as you perish to my gut? Only to be out into my toilet as a hot steamy load?? You beg more and more and you see that I start to cave. I am about to go to the bathroom and that means that I'll have some room in my gut for you soon. Now that you keep talking, you are looking more and more like a snack! BURP!!! Sigh... ok fine! Once I make some room for you, I think I will. Just do me a huge favor ok? You have to struggle just a little bit! You have to make me think that you don't want it. That's the most exciting part for me! Ok, are you ready!? Start running! BUUUUURRRRRRRPPP!!