OMG, I have this big party to get to and Im wearing what was My favorite dress and stockings! And now I cant pull the dress over My huge ass and belly and My thighs are popping out of the stockings! So I gained a few pounds, so what? Ya know, Im tired of being a rail skinny model! Making girls have unrealistic expectations! But this IS My favorite dress FUCK IT! Im going to rip the fucker off. Im going to shred it until its nothing. Who wants to be stick skinny anyways? I like My big butt and My pooch!

OMG, I have this big party to get to and Im wearing what was My favorite dress and stockings! And now I cant pull the dress over My huge ass and belly and My thighs are popping out of the stockings! So I gained a few pounds, so what? Ya know, Im tired of being a rail skinny model! Making girls have unrealistic expectations! But this IS My favorite dress FUCK IT! Im going to rip the fucker off. Im going to shred it until its nothing. Who wants to be stick skinny anyways? I like My big butt and My pooch!