Today I am on set filming a commercial for a brand new track suit that is designed to keep heat in to promote more weight loss. Little do I know that my jealous understudy had served me some mexican food that was full of dairy products... even though I had totally requested non dairy. It starts to take effect while on camera as a loud fart escapes my cheeks! Completely embarrassed I apologize instantly. But that wasn't the only fart! Soon there is an avalanche of gas coming from my ass and no amount of apologies will change that. I propose a break so that I can go get it all out. However, t...

Today I am on set filming a commercial for a brand new track suit that is designed to keep heat in to promote more weight loss. Little do I know that my jealous understudy had served me some mexican food that was full of dairy products... even though I had totally requested non dairy. It starts to take effect while on camera as a loud fart escapes my cheeks! Completely embarrassed I apologize instantly. But that wasn't the only fart! Soon there is an avalanche of gas coming from my ass and no amount of apologies will change that. I propose a break so that I can go get it all out. However, the zipper seems to be stuck and no one is helping me! Instead they are all snickering and keeping their distance in case there is a smell. I tell them that there is no smell and the farts seem to be getting stuck in the air tight suit! Then it turns into that they don't want to help me because if we get the zipper undone, all that gas will the air around us! Again, I am helpless and beyond embarrassed. In no time it seems like the suit inflates a bit, right around my belly. It's a big round bulge and I keep continuing to fill it up more! What ever will I do???