Looking all super cute in My brown and very short dress, I am super excited to go out clubbing with My friend. I let them know that I am ready to be picked up. And no sooner do I hit 'send' that I fart loudly. Wait a minute... I fart again... then again! And low and behold, again and again! Aww no way! I'm getting prepoop farts NOW?!? Why? Why right now? Ugh, prepoop farts are always the worst because I have to fart a TON so that I can take a big after. Only then will I stop farting. But until then, I will stink up a storm. Ugh! My friends are going to be so irritated that I'm going to be late...

Looking all super cute in My brown and very short dress, I am super excited to go out clubbing with My friend. I let them know that I am ready to be picked up. And no sooner do I hit 'send' that I fart loudly. Wait a minute... I fart again... then again! And low and behold, again and again! Aww no way! I'm getting prepoop farts NOW?!? Why? Why right now? Ugh, prepoop farts are always the worst because I have to fart a TON so that I can take a big after. Only then will I stop farting. But until then, I will stink up a storm. Ugh! My friends are going to be so irritated that I'm going to be late...