Ok, so I have always wanted a universal remote right? And I'm out shopping and come across this everything store. I go in, and the lady keeps saying they don't have one. I hassle her a bit and finally she sells Me one. But look at this! This does not look like one. See if I poke a button a light doesn't turn off or on (pokes button and farts). Whoa that was weird. Here, Ill try another one (same thing happens). What the...? I start to hit the buttons just to see if what I think is happening, is really happening. And it is! Every time I hit a button, I fart loudly! Oh that evil little... wait.....

Ok, so I have always wanted a universal remote right? And I'm out shopping and come across this everything store. I go in, and the lady keeps saying they don't have one. I hassle her a bit and finally she sells Me one. But look at this! This does not look like one. See if I poke a button a light doesn't turn off or on (pokes button and farts). Whoa that was weird. Here, Ill try another one (same thing happens). What the...? I start to hit the buttons just to see if what I think is happening, is really happening. And it is! Every time I hit a button, I fart loudly! Oh that evil little... wait... this doesn't seem so bad. Why would she give Me the thing that could embarrass Me if she had it. Ha! I'm just going to have some fun with it instead and poke al the buttons!