As you come to, I instantly press my hand over your mouth! Well, hi there baby! Shh shh shh shh, we don't need you talking right now. I've decided to surprise you! Turns out I had just moved here and very shortly after, you moved into the apartment next to me! Of course, I think that it's because it was meant to be. Every time that we talked you gave me all these subtle hints that you wanted to spend more time together! You start to protest and I push my other hand to your mouth, covering your nose and mouth! So I brought you here so that we can get to know each other! I release your mouth ...

As you come to, I instantly press my hand over your mouth! Well, hi there baby! Shh shh shh shh, we don't need you talking right now. I've decided to surprise you! Turns out I had just moved here and very shortly after, you moved into the apartment next to me! Of course, I think that it's because it was meant to be. Every time that we talked you gave me all these subtle hints that you wanted to spend more time together! You start to protest and I push my other hand to your mouth, covering your nose and mouth! So I brought you here so that we can get to know each other! I release your mouth some times so that I can share a story and anytime you start to talk, I instantly have one or both hands over your mouth! I begin to tell you about how my ex boyfriend called the cops on me because he "claims" I him and made him to have sex with me. I roll my eyes and make a 'bleah' kind of face. He was the crazy one, right?! It was a pretty bad break up, ya know! Then we move in next to each other and I just view it as the stars aligning. I see you sweating and dripping in anticipation for what this relationship is going to bring. And you know, I think we should go slow! I'm so excited to have you as my new boyfriend. I've already brought you over to my place... no shhh shhh shhhh! You should really think before replying! I'm not crazy, HAHA! I don't realize it, but I have my hands pressed over your mouth for so long that you lose consciousness and the last thing you hear me saying is that 'you better not call me crazy!'.