It was way too early to go disk golfing because of all the mud. But what do I care! I went anyways in a nice pair of waterproof boots. They got filthy! So it's time for you, my boot bitch, to clean them. During this session, I tell you to get down onto the ground. I shove the filthy soles in your face, laugh and recollect on how I got this brown pair of OTK boots so dirty. I laugh at you and give you more commands on where to lick these nasty boots.