Hey Step-Daddy, you piggy has been at it again: stuffing herself all day long for you getting fuller, fatter and closer to our dream of immobility. I have been such a good piggy, eating so many calories and packing my huge growing belly with lots of calories on my high fat diet so I can become the world's fattest piggy just for you. Come listen to me snort for you as I recount everything I have eaten today and how huge I hope to be, and how I am inching closer and closer to total immobility.