Your life in black and white as a basic heterosexual is lacking. You wish more than anything to be turned into a queer like me. You fantasize about using your body and fucking people in whole new ways.

Be careful with me -- I will get in your head and show you who you truly are. I give instructions on how to be turned into a real queer and potentially never go back to your sad hetero existence. Come out of the closet and choose a new name. Even if only for a night. You will become a happier slut.