I'm getting dressed to go to the store when I realize that like nothing fits anymore! I've started to outgrow most of my clothes, I mean look at this shirt. It once fit great but now it doesnt fit over my belly at all. I think I know who is responsible for this. You. You've surely fattened me up this year and I didnt realize it till now. You've manipulated me into growing this big. All those super indulgent meals werent because you were a caring boyfriend, you just wanted me as obese as ever! You've been so clever with it too, the only way I noticed was with all these clothes not fitting. I... Show more