Hey... so glad you showed up! So are we on to watch that movie or...?

What do you mean no? I thought we had this planned, we were just going to hang out as "friends" and watch a movie! Oh... I see... this is the bed we used to have sex on. I get it. Too many memories... freaky memories... and you're trying to be all perfect and everything for your new fiance.

That's fine... whatever... no big deal... I'm over you anyways, I've already moved on so it's fine, really.

Hey, my 30th birthday is coming up pretty soon and remember that deal we made years ago? If we weren... Show more