"Beguiling blonde from netherworld,

Incendiary emerald,

Gold bullion heist unparalleled!"

Missive confounds president of private depository. "Just tell me what it means." executive says with equal measures exasperation, anxiety. Trusted assistant sets proffered note aside without second glance at text. "An unidentified blonde female has stolen all your gold, sir." assistant states flatly. "What?! What? How?!" president sputters, worst fears confirmed. "'Incendiary emerald' generally refers to green fireworks produced by barium." assistant co... Show more