"Cannon fire rocks spaceship,

Alters gene code, smashes

Natural selection.

Neverending mind trip,

Orgiastic bashes,

Now demand correction!"

Speaking into communicator Captain James T. Kirk breathlessly describes grim situation aboard USS Enterprise. Gender bender cannon has fired upon vessel, instantly switching sexes of all crew members and driving them into collective carnal frenzy. Captain Kirk knows he must locate cannon, activate second detonation to restore both regular genders and order among crew. Alone on quest f... Show more