Mmmmm... I have the taste of dessert in mind. It's time for my pudding! I'm just going to quietly sneak downstairs, tip toe into the kitchen, and ... oh, which delicious birthday cake do I want?? It is MY birthday after all. I can do anything at all I want to with MY cake. Which flavor do I want? BOTH?? I'll just have a quick taste, slide a finger through the frosting... or maybe fork up a bite. No, I'll have a slice; no one will notice. No, wait. How can I keep my figure if I'm eating cake in the middle of the night? Especially when it would be sooooo much more fun to strip down and SI... Show more