Time to walk the d 0 g. Hahahaha...look at you, panting, all excited, waiting to get your collar and leash on. I'm going out to walk my real d 0 g, not a mongrel like you!! But I suppose I'll let you come along, wag your tongue as I stroll with my four legged friend through the scenic park. Look at you, humping your f i s t as I walk in my tight leather and sexy over the knee boots. My d 0 g has more manners and self control than you!! I bet you wish it was you on the end of this leash...