Zonah Bellum has had a lifelong fascination with sound effects, and is searching for the ideal "fart" sound. She also has been working on buzzing her lips to play her new didgeridoo, so this research is particularly timely. She begins by blowing against the flesh of her arms, and produces a strong "raspberry" sound. She then tries out a common whoopie cushion, and then a much larger one that claims to be the "world's largest." Next, she experiments with blowing "boob farts," by placing a tube between her breasts and blowing. She manages to obtain an even more impressive sound by placing the...

Zonah Bellum has had a lifelong fascination with sound effects, and is searching for the ideal "fart" sound. She also has been working on buzzing her lips to play her new didgeridoo, so this research is particularly timely. She begins by blowing against the flesh of her arms, and produces a strong "raspberry" sound. She then tries out a common whoopie cushion, and then a much larger one that claims to be the "world's largest." Next, she experiments with blowing "boob farts," by placing a tube between her breasts and blowing. She manages to obtain an even more impressive sound by placing the tube between her thighs and blowing. Finally, she returns to her didgeridoo, and practices relaxing her face, filling her prodigious cheeks with air, and letting her lips "flatulate." All she needs now is a tuba to practice pedal tones on!