Oh no Alice has lactose farts from her breakfast cereal. As this day couldn't get any worse she's itching her athlete's foot through her socks. Alice tries to hold her farts in. Her lactose gases splash out onto the porcelain rim. She's gassy with itchy feet how will Alice get to cheer practice now?

Oh no Alice has lactose farts from her breakfast cereal. As this day couldn't get any worse she's itching her athlete's foot through her socks. Alice tries to hold her farts in. Her lactose gases splash out onto the porcelain rim. She's gassy with itchy feet how will Alice get to cheer practice now?