Oh look, another loser who's alone on Valentines Day! While the real men get to go out and enjoy their day, you're stuck at home with the only thing willing to fuck you; your hand. Your five fingers are as close to a "girlfriend" as a beta like you will ever get, so it's time to start treating it right! Turn your typical pathetic wank session into a valentines date night fit for a dumb beta and his five finger fuckbuddy.

Oh look, another loser who's alone on Valentines Day! While the real men get to go out and enjoy their day, you're stuck at home with the only thing willing to fuck you; your hand. Your five fingers are as close to a "girlfriend" as a beta like you will ever get, so it's time to start treating it right! Turn your typical pathetic wank session into a valentines date night fit for a dumb beta and his five finger fuckbuddy.