You come to me, a Psychologist, with issues of stress in your life. Don't worry, I'm here to help you. It seems you have a very common solution to dealing with the stress in your life; constant masturbation.

From the sounds of it, you are a jerkaholic, and I'm at a loss with how I can treat you. Months of talk therapy-fantasy hasn't worked, so I must take extreme measures. I'm going to give you a penectomy.

Before I lop off your cock, I want you to enjoy it one last time. Stroke and bring yourself to orgasm for me, knowing that this will be the very last time.