Darling, it is the night of our Hallowe'en party. I've been planning this event for months, and I have an idea to include you in the festivities.

See, I know you're not the party type, which is why I want to display you on our front lawn among the Hallowe'en decorations. You will be scaring the hell out of our guests. I'll dress you up and leave you out there for a few hours.

What you don't yet know, is the sinister, horrifying way I intend to use you.