so uhhh, I've got something to admit to you. So you know your boss? Yeah! The one that's like, way more handsome than you and makes like twice as much money as you! I've kinda sorta been fucking your boss... yeah that's the one, handsome, rich, better than you in every conceivable way. I was arriving to bring flowers to your office you can imagine my surprise when your much more handsome, capable boss was there to greet me instead... he invited me into YOUR office to drink some beverages... I'm sure you can guess what happened next but i'm gonna tell you anyway... in explicit detail.