You're so fucking boring when you're not paying me, did you know that? Do you think I actually enjoy spending time with you? You're out of your mind. You exist to pay me, that's it. If we end up talking it's because I'm being generous and you're being tolerable and paid enough for attention this day. Otherwise you're meaningless. You're nothing. The only way to exist to me is to pay pay pay, and not just pocket change....