You're not very sexy, you can't turn me on at all. There's NOTHING cool or sexy about you in the least. You can try and try and try but to me you will never be anything but a wallet. See, that's the ironic thing isn't it? You can't turn me on with anything but money.... and you HAVE to turn me on... Don't you understand how wet I get when you send payment after payment? It makes me wanna cum right here right now. The ONLY way you can ever turn me on is with your dollars and cents.