You're such a sucker for me in Converse aren't you?

That's why you are always sending me new pairs!

Well I am going to wear this pretty pink pair all summer with no socks just to get them really fragrant for you, then I'm going to sell them back to you at twice the price you paid for them!

Why? Because I can!

You're sitting there right now getting all excited at the thought of breathing in my foot scent from the Converse you bought me, aren't you?

You'd better make sure you get in there quick, as I plan to put them on an open auction - and you wa... Show more